Saddle sore? Aye, we've all been there. Like riding sandpaper. This stuff's your pal. Premium ingredients, so no nasty surprises. Slap it on before you ride - it'll prevent chafing and keep the bad bacteria at bay. After a long one, rub some more on. It'll soothe the bits that are feeling a bit… tender. It's like a wee hug for your nether regions. Which definitely sounds weird when you say it out loud. But trust us, you won't regret it.